Whether the magnetic mathematician is scolding a megalomaniacal millionaire, recovering from a dinosaur attack, or slowly dripping water on your hand while explaining the intricacies of entropy, hes got charisma to spare
Elspeth, Storm Seeker ($45-$85) Up to you if you want a basic or one of the sweet Halo versions, but the base is too pricey for Commander decks, generally
A single sealed Pokmon 1st edition booster pack is worth upwards of $2,000 because until it's opened, we can't be certain it doesn't hold a Charizard that could buy you a new house
Also, this card is able to transform into a Gruul-colored Blightsteel Colossus on its flipside as long as you pay 10 mana or nine mana and two life, so that might act as the trump card Etali, Primal Storm is stuck as a six-mana 6/6 with no keywords